I am a writer of funny (so I've been told) stuff for boys aged 9+, but girls might like it too.
My first effort THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF DOUGAL TRUMP is with my agent and looking for a publisher. Meanwhile, I'm writing another funny thing about what it really means to be a saint.
I'm also working on a fantasy for Young Adults, currently called THE SWORDMAKER, which has lots of action, guts and gore, and a little bit of romance (actually, quite a lot of romance). This is one for the girls, but I think boys might like the swordy bits.
To date, I have had a grand total of 366 words published, plus a couple of short plays - both are available on Amazon!
Or even better, borrow them from your LOCAL LIBRARY!
I am also teaching myself how to build a website (this one).
This involves lots of head scratching and tearing out of hair.